I guess — I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via emiliaclarke)

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

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comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

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Turning you on turns me on. — (via lonerstoner801)

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chalriepace:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

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stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

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